Since the Royal Museum of Dice Shaming was such a hugely popular article, I’ve decided that it’s time for you folks to show me how well you can shame your dice! That’s right, the only thing you have to do to enter this contest is take a quick pic of your die or dice with a nice shaming caption next to it/them explaining how it/they screwed you over…and over…and perhaps over.
You can enter as many times as you like and send your entries to: firstname.lastname@example.org with the heading “Dice Shaming Contest”. I’ll be judging the best entries on creativity and humor so do your best to make your dice rolling misery as hilarious as possible.
If you are reading this, the contest is already open and I will be accepting entries until Friday, August 22, at midnight, North American Eastern Time. The winner and the “best of” entries will be posted to this blog on Friday, August 29.
The winner will receive…(drum roll)…a new set of dice! Yes, I will mail you a brand new, never been opened or used in any way, set of dice to hopefully reverse those horrible fortunes you’ve been having with your present ones. You’ll also receive a “Certificate of Awesomeness” and the countless laughs/groans of your fellow roleplayers.
Looking forward to seeing what y’all can come up with. Good luck!